John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ has been re-released with a more realistic description of Communism. Enjoy the music video now.
Imagine there's no bread It's easy if you try No tacos or hot sauce Nothing cold or fried Imagine all the people Living in the gulags Ah Imagine there's no money It isn’t hard to do Nothing to eat or drink now And no bacon too Imagine all the people Living short lifespans You You may say I’m a Commie But I'm not the only one And someday you will join us Or we'll us you in the face Imagine no possessions Because all your stuff was redistributed Lots of greed and hunger But seriously please can I have a potato Imagine all the people Sharing all your stuff You You may say I’m a Commie But I'm not the only one Did you say you don’t like that? Then it’s the gulag for you, son
Satire from babylonbee.com.
Hat tip: Joe Z