WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move to help alleviate pain at the pump, the Biden Administration has announced a $1 billion initiative to provide grief and trauma counselors to stand by at all gas pumps across the na
Today, I am happy to announce my new job in the Biden’s Administration as White House Counsel!— TheLeoTerrell (@TheLeoTerrell) April 1, 2022
*April fools’ Day
KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse asked if the defendant would please step outside and defend the courthouse.
BEATTYVILLE, KY—After hearing that Biden was giving away entire arsenals of weapons to the Taliban for free, Republican rednecks throughout America are disguising themselves as the Taliban in hopes of scoring some AR-15s and maybe some Black Hawk...
Imagine there's no bread
It's easy if you try
No tacos or hot sauce
Nothing cold or fried
Imagine all the people
Living in the gulags
Experts Warn Of New ‘Cuomo’ Variant That Is Dangerous To Young Women, Fatal To Elderly — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 3, 2021
U.S.—The Biden campaign is facing a real communication problem as Joe Biden's speeches are growing more and more nonsensical. In order to overcome this challenge, aides have hired an interpreter to translate everything he says into normal, human...
babylonbee.com U.S.—In another act of protest against Georgia’s new voter ID law, Delta Airlines has announced that all Republican voters and Trump supporters must now ride in the overhead compartment of the aircraft. “People...