‘Imagine’ Parody … Communism

John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ has been re-released with a more realistic description of Communism. Enjoy the music video now.

 Imagine there's no bread 
 It's easy if you try 
 No tacos or hot sauce 
 Nothing cold or fried 
  
 Imagine all the people 
 Living in the gulags 
 Ah
  
 Imagine there's no money 
 It isn’t hard to do 
 Nothing to eat or drink now
 And no bacon too
  
 Imagine all the people 
 Living short lifespans
 You 
  
 You may say I’m a Commie
 But I'm not the only one
 And someday you will join us
 Or we'll us you in the face 
  
 Imagine no possessions 
 Because all your stuff was redistributed
 Lots of greed and hunger
 But seriously please can I have a potato 
  
 Imagine all the people
 Sharing all your stuff
 You 
  
 You may say I’m a Commie
 But I'm not the only one
 Did you say you don’t like that?
 Then it’s the gulag for you, son  

Satire from babylonbee.com.

Hat tip: Joe Z