DANBURY, CT — According to sources, a toddler has reportedly put herself up for adoption after witnessing her mother scrolling through Lindsay Clancy TikTok.
Four-year-old Michelle Sims was living her best life, pretending her mother’s knee was a horsey, when her world came tumbling down. Sims’ mother wasn’t trying to be a horsey at all — she was instead staring at her phone, watching videos of people pretending to kill their babies on TikTok.
Sims immediately ran to call CPS, crying, “I need a stranger to take me please. Anyone. Parent danger, stranger savior.”
Though she couldn’t spell it, what Sims had asked for was emancipation from her parents. She wanted to begin a new life with a new guardian, one that would hopefully not fantasize about killing her. Read the rest at babylonbee.com.
