Rittenhouse: Journalists Rush To Get Story Out Before It Can Be Ruined By The Facts

Rittenhouse: Journalists Rush To Get Story Out Before It Can Be Ruined By The Facts

From August 28th, 2020

KENOSHA, WI—Journalists across the country rushed to cover a hot, breaking story this week before the facts could come to light and possibly ruin the entire thing.

“This is a powerful narrative. Just the kind of story we want to tell! But we have to get this out before the facts come out! Hurry! The facts are closing in!” screamed a CNN reporter as he jumped in his news van to rush over to the site of the incident. Read the rest at babylonbee.com.

Satire from the Babylonbee.

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