From August 28th, 2020
KENOSHA, WI—Journalists across the country rushed to cover a hot, breaking story this week before the facts could come to light and possibly ruin the entire thing.
“This is a powerful narrative. Just the kind of story we want to tell! But we have to get this out before the facts come out! Hurry! The facts are closing in!” screamed a CNN reporter as he jumped in his news van to rush over to the site of the incident. Read the rest at babylonbee.com.
Satire from the Babylonbee.
I know it’s satire, but really, ain’t THAT the truth.