BEATTYVILLE, KY—After hearing that Biden was giving away entire arsenals of weapons to the Taliban for free, Republican rednecks throughout America are disguising themselves as the Taliban in hopes of scoring some AR-15s and maybe some Black Hawk helicopters.
Upon seeing new Taliban outposts spring up in red states throughout the country, a terrified Biden surrendered to them unconditionally.
The surrender was total and immediate, with Biden agreeing to all of the rednecks’ outrageous terms such as “stop taxing us an insane amount” and “let’s stop killing babies, K?” Read the rest of this article at babylonbee.com.
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