Satire – SAN FRANCISCO — Newlyweds Drew and Jessica Perry have begun searching in earnest across San Francisco for a nice, one-bedroom starter tent to begin married life together.
“Look, babe! This one has a zipper,” said Mr. Perry. “Ah, but that blue one on the corner with the tarp ceiling has great curb appeal. It’s so hard to choose!” Read the rest at babylonbee.com.
