Hillary Clinton To Teach MasterClass On Losing Elections

Hillary Clinton To Teach MasterClass On Losing Elections

CHAPPAQUA, NY—Meet your instructor! MasterClass has announced its latest expert tutor, Hillary Clinton, who will teach a series of lectures about how to lose presidential elections.

“We are honored to welcome Hillary Clinton to our world-class lineup of instructors,” said CEO David Rogier. “She is one of the world’s foremost in losing so thoroughly and embarrassingly, having lost her presidential races every time she’s tried. And now, you will learn how to lose your presidential runs every bit as catastrophically as she did!”

MasterClass has several more Hillary Clinton classes in the works, including:

  • How To Collude With The Russians
  • How To Murder Your Enemies
  • How To Protect Powerful Sex Predators In Service Of Your Political Ambitions 
  • How To Chug An Entire Bottle Of Wine In 10 Seconds

Read the rest at babylonbee.com.

  • You guys are being so cruel. What about Crooked Killary’s feelings? After all, if Killary doesn’t like you you could end up dead on the street in Washington, D.C. as the victim of a “botched robbery” even though you are still wearing an expensive watch and have plenty of cash in your wallet.