BEIJING — As part of an escalating global trade war, the Chinese government announced plans to retaliate against President Donald Trump’s tariffs by putting worse fortunes into their cookies.
Highly placed sources within the Chinese Communist Party confirmed that production had been ramped up on newer, more disturbing fortunes to place inside cookies to be shipped to thousands of restaurants across the United States. Read the rest at Babylonbee.com.
Proposed fortune cookie message: “If you are a member of the DemocRat-Communist Party, you will soon be porking the pooch.”