On Thursday night’s edition of Tucker Carlson Tonight, Tucker began his monologue with his trademark sarcasm. A partial transcript follows:
“Outbursts of irrepressible joy erupted throughout the exclusive island community of Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts last night.
“For hundreds of years Martha’s Vineyard has had the soul crushing effects of his own whiteness. Now residents understood that there was on the one cure, they badly needed diversity. They often said so. Despite their very best efforts over many years, diversity never came. It was tragic. Imagine an 18th Century British adrift on the high seas with no lines. Sailors slowly going mad convulsing, dying excruciating deaths from scurvy; that was Martha’s Vineyard.
“Except it wasn’t lime juice they lacked, plenty of that, because you can’t make a gin and tonic without it. What Martha’s Vineyard lacked was diversity, which is a strength. Martha’s Vineyard was a very weak place, as of yesterday morning island with 89% White. Monochromatic and – everyone there was a rich Democrat. Eighty percent voted for Joe Biden. The median home price was over a million dollars.
“And then in a single blessed moment everything changed. Relief arrived from an unlikely source. Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida decided to help other states desperately in need. So yesterday, he sent 50 illegal aliens, most of them from Venezuela to the Martha’s Vineyard airport…”
