Satire – SAN FRANCISCO — Newlyweds Drew and Jessica Perry have begun searching in earnest across San Francisco for a nice, one-bedroom starter tent to begin married life together. “Look, babe! This one has a zipper,” said Mr. Perry...
ATLANTA, GA — Chick-fil-A marketing executives announced Monday that they were "shocked and embarrassed" to discover that the cows they hired to run their marketing department have been making "egregious and inexcusable spelling errors" for years.
BREAKINGPresident Biden to appoint Jussie Smollett as head of newly revamped U.S. Ministry or Truth pic.twitter.com/P6RBL6fFLk— News That Matters (@ThatmattersNews) September 4, 2022
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Hunter Biden's iCloud account has been hacked, and The Babylon Bee is here with the most accurate and shocking - ALLEGED - revelations from the leak.
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move to help alleviate pain at the pump, the Biden Administration has announced a $1 billion initiative to provide grief and trauma counselors to stand by at all gas pumps across the na
Today, I am happy to announce my new job in the Biden’s Administration as White House Counsel!— TheLeoTerrell (@TheLeoTerrell) April 1, 2022
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KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse asked if the defendant would please step outside and defend the courthouse.
BEATTYVILLE, KY—After hearing that Biden was giving away entire arsenals of weapons to the Taliban for free, Republican rednecks throughout America are disguising themselves as the Taliban in hopes of scoring some AR-15s and maybe some Black Hawk...
