Chief Pocahontas proudly displays the scalp from her latest hunting triumph. Seriously though. Jet Blue was ready to save Spirit Airlines, and she destroyed the merger. Now thousands of people are out of work.
— I Love America News (@ILA_NewsX) May 5, 2026
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Elizabeth Warren was seen riding into town Monday morning bearing the scalp of her defeated enemy, Spirit Airlines.
The senator from Massachusetts previously opposed a merger between JetBlue and Spirit Airlines, arguing that Spirit Airlines “made mockery of Great Spirit” and only its defeat would “bring’em return of buffalo.”
“Me no make’em deal with palefaces,” Warren said at the time. “Call for anti-trust. Me anti-trust white man.”
At the time, others argued in favor of the merger, saying it would save thousands of jobs and enable the two budget airlines to join forces against the “Big Four” — American, Delta, United, and Southwest Airlines — to increase competition in the industry. Read the rest of this satire at babylonbee.com.
